Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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