I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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