I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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