Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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