where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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