forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
