btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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