do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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