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Wipe that smile off your face.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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