I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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