I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She told me I should be a condom model.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM