just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'