She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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