so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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