If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
