it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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