i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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