My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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