what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Enjoy the penises
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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