using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
