She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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