Don't you send me to vm
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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