I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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