my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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