you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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