i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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