The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I wish i was in the wii world.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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