I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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