Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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