Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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