Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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