Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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