Why are handjobs necessary in class?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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