On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
