her vagine was all disorganized.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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