her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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