Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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