when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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