I wanna bring you to show and tell
look no pants
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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