My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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