Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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