Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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