We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My vagina is very pro this idea
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