I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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