oh god the rape fog is back!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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