Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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