i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
