Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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