Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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