So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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