Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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