is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
