I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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