Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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