: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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